Credit: Virushead.
Text: "Get your testosterone OFF the Gas Pedal!"
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A dark red blinkie that says "Get your testosterone OFF the Gas Pedal!" This is about men acting aggressively when behind the wheel.
Credit: Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "ZERO TO WITCH IN 6.66 SECONDS"
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A dark red blinkie that says "ZERO TO WITCH IN 6.66 SECONDS".
Credit: Heidi's Blinkies.
Text: "Attitude?!"
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A red blinkie that says "Attitude?!", with a cartoon woman to the left.
Credit: Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Hello dumbass!"
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A red blinkie that says "Hello dumbass!" with a cartoon character to the right.
Credit: Suicide Queen.
Text: "I Attract Evil"
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A red blinkie that says "I Attract Evil".
Credit: Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "BAD ATTITUDE"
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A red blinkie that says "BAD ATTITUDE" with a cartoon character on the left.
Created by Cathie's Crazie Creations.
Text: "Your proctoligist called, They found your head."
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A red blinkie that says "Your proctoligist called, They found your head". A proctologist is a doctor who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of conditions related to the rectum and anus. The phrase "Your proctologist called, they found your head" is a humorous way to say that someone "has their head up their ass". The phrase "have your head up your ass" is an idiom that means someone is acting foolish or otherwise not thinking clearly.
Created by Suicide Queen.
Text: "FUCK SOCIETY"
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A red blinkie that says "FUCK SOCIETY".
Created by Heidi's Blinkies.
Text: "DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE "
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A red blinkie that says "DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE".
Created by Julie's Country Creations.
Text: "I'm a girl with an Attitude!"
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A light red blinkie that says "I'm a girl with an Attitude!"
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "BRAT"
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A dark red blinkie that says "BRAT".
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "I don't hate you. I just don't like you."
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A red blinkie that says "I don't hate you. I just don't like you."
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "SCREW YOU"
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A dark red blinkie that says "SCREW YOU".
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Road Rage really pisses me off"
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A red blinkie that says "Road Rage really pisses me off". This is (purposefully) ironic because it is often the aggressive drivers who are the most upset by others' driving.
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "I would slap you but shit splatters"
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A red blinkie that says "I would slap you but shit splatters" with a cartoon devil to the right.
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Today I'll be bad!"
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A red blinkie that says "Today I'll be bad!" with a cartoon devil to the left.
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Bad Girl"
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A red blinkie that says "Bad Girl" with a drawing of a girl to the left.
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch."
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A red blinkie that says "It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch."
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Evil Bitch"
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A dark red blinkie that says "Evil Bitch".
Created by Sunnym.
Text: "Blah..Blah..Blah"
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A red blinkie with sparkles behind it that says "Blah..Blah..Blah". To the right is a picture of a baby.
Created by Amy (Graphics-cafe).
Text: "I literally don't care."
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A red blinkie that says "I literally don't care."
Credit: Ekate23.
Text: "Nosey Little Fucker, Aren't You?"
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A red blinkie that says "Nosey Little Fucker, Aren't You?".
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Call me a bitch again and I'll pee on your leg."
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A red blinkie that says "Call me a bitch again and I'll pee on your leg."
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "PMS punish men severely"
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A red blinkie that says "PMS punish men severely". PMS stands for "premenstrual syndrome", a condition that affects some people with uteruses and is characterized by emotional and physical symptoms before menstruation.
Created by Melissa's Dollies.
Text: "Talk to the hand!"
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An orange blinkie that says "Talk to the hand!" with a hand to the right.
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "Devil woman"
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A dark green blinkie that says "Devil woman". To the right is an emoji of a laughing devil pointing up two middle fingers.
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "you say bitch like its a bad thing"
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A dark green blinkie that says "you say bitch like its a bad thing".
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "My attitude is your problem!"
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A dull green blinkie that says "My attitude is your problem!"
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "PLEASE DON'T BREATHE ON ME YOU'RE BLEACHING MY HAIR!"
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A green blinkie that says "PLEASE DON'T BREATHE ON ME YOU'RE BLEACHING MY HAIR!"
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "If you cant beat 'em Annoy 'em!!"
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A green blinkie that says "If you cant beat 'em Annoy 'em!!"
Created by Scratchy829 on Tumblr.
Text: "PLEASE GO AWAY"
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A light green blinkie that says "PLEASE GO AWAY".
Created by Shane's Blinkie Swap.
Text: "stupid people annoy me"
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A cyan blinkie that says "stupid people annoy me".
Created by Suicide Queen.
Text: "Wipe your OWN ass!"
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A blue blinkie that says "Wipe your OWN ass!" with a roll of toilet paper to the left.
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "I dont suffer from stress I'm a giver!!!"
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A light blue blinkie that says "I dont suffer from stress I'm a giver!!!"
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "Humm, Yeah... WHATEVER!!!!"
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A blue blinkie that says "Humm, Yeah... WHATEVER!!!!"
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "Sorry, do I look like I care?"
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A purple blinkie that says "Sorry, do I look like I care?".
Created by Blinkie Obsession.
Text: "Sarcasm is the one service I offer."
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A purple blinkie that says "Sarcasm is the one service I offer.".
Edited by Transbro.
Text: "Sarcasm is the 1 service I offer."
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A purple blinkie that says "Sarcasm is the 1 service I offer.".
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "30% Sugar 30% Spice 40% Bitch SO YOU'D BETTER BE NICE!"
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A dark pink blinkie that says "30% Sugar 30% Spice 40% Bitch SO YOU'D BETTER BE NICE!".
Created by Pinknoise.
Text: "this kitten has claws"
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A pink blinkie that says "this kitten has claws" with a cat's paw clawing at the blinkie to the right.
Created by Spiker3008.
Text: "KRILL YOURSELF"
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A pink blinkie that says "KRILL YOURSELF" with a krill on each side. This is a pun on the phrase "kill yourself".
Created by Mmadeinheavenn on Tumblr.
Text: "yeah, Im cringe, cry about it"
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A black blinkie that says "yeah, Im cringe, cry about it" in color changing text.
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT"
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A blinkie that says "GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT". The background is a pile of chocolates.
Created by Lilyonion.
Text: "Do I look like I give a shit"
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A light gray blinkie that says "Do I look like I give a shit".
Created by Rosebushstuff on Tumblr.
Text: "That sounds like the worst idea ever"
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A gray blinkie that says "That sounds like the worst idea ever" with a picture of Kenny Oscars to the right. Kenny Oscars is a character from the game You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride.
Created by Whimsyattic.
Text: "Quityerbellyachin'"
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A white blinkie that says "Quityerbellyachin'". This is a literal spelling of how you would say "quit your belly aching", which is a phrase that means to stop complaining.
Created by Skelenby.
Text: "FUCK TERFS"
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A transparent blinkie that says "FUCK TERFS" with red skulls and crossbones on each side. TERF stands for "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist". TERFs are second-wave radicalized feminists who are anti-transgender on the belief that transgender people are threats to women and women's rights.