Jokes

A red blinkie that says "(Guns) Don't Kill People *I* Kill People", with a picture of a gun instead of the word.

A red blinkie that says "Valentine's Day Singles Awareness Day". This is joking about Valentine's Day, and how people not in a relationship don't usually have reason to participate. On Valentine's Day, people who aren't dating may stand out in that way, hence the side effect of it "raising awareness" for single people.

A red blinkie that says "Jesus is Coming, Look Busy!"

A red blinkie that says "Your proctoligist called, They found your head". A proctologist is a doctor who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of conditions related to the rectum and anus. The phrase "Your proctologist called, they found your head" is a humorous way to say that someone "has their head up their ass". The phrase "have your head up your ass" is an idiom that means someone is acting foolish or otherwise not thinking clearly.

A red blinkie that says "Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal." This is joking about the idea that life is a terminal condition.

A red blinkie that says "Road Rage really pisses me off". This is (purposefully) ironic because it is often the aggressive drivers who are the most upset by others' driving.

A red blinkie that says "In dog years I'm dead" with a picture of a dog to the left.

A red blinkie that says "PMS punish men severely". PMS stands for "premenstrual syndrome", a condition that affects some people with uteruses and is characterized by emotional and physical symptoms before menstruation.